These scum bugs are the absolute plague upon mankind. They'll leave nasty bites all night long, and then they hide in your furniture. You inspect for them with a dental mirror, but they're shifty. It's a never-ending horror show. If you see one, call an exterminator before they take over your house. There's no shame in being terrified of bed bugs.

These freaking bed bugs are getting on my last nerve. I've tried just about every solution under the sun to get rid of these little bastards, but they just keep coming back. It's like a horror show. I can't sleep at night because I'm constantly itching and worried about getting bitten. My skin is covered in welts, and I'm starting to feel stressed